US Migrants Shifted at Gitmo: Water's Out, Hope's Low
In an epic saga of hydration gone haywire, migrants sent by the US to GuantĂĄnamo Bay, Cubaâa naval base best known for holding detainees rather than day spa guestsâwere relocated to another part of base due to a 'water failure.' This nautical version of musical chairs raises giant sandcastle-sized doubts about housing large numbers of deportees in a place where the water taps apparently can't keep up. No names or dollar amounts were spilled, but one can imagine the Navy crew, juggling detainees and the big H2O blackout, dancing to a new quarantine choreography. Water, it seems, is the real detainee here.
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When your new Navy home for migrants just announced a water outage, you realize deportation plans might have skipped the essential plumbing checklist. Gitmoâs new motto: come for the detention, stay thirsty.
Gitmo just played the ultimate welcome game: 'No Water, No Problem!' Migrants get an unplanned dance party relocating to the backup desert spotâhydration optional, despair guaranteed.
If you thought Gitmo was just about political drama, add water outages to the mix. Nothing says 'project management' like shuffling people because the base taps gave up first.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Sacha Pfeiffer
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