Headlights Returns: Late Night’s Flickering Light Show
In a move so subtle it felt like a power surge, the late-night show resumed post-suspension with a head-turning performance of 'Headlights'. This comeback attempt, akin to a car revving after a tow, featured musicians awkwardly shining their beams over maybe-too-soon jokes. While the suspension lasted just long enough to make caffeine addicts weep, the 'Headlights' song offered the perfect metaphor: bright but briefly blinding. The show's producers clearly figured fans missed live drama, so they reignited the stage in what critics might call a 'flashy yet dim resurrection'. No word if any headlights were actually functional or just stage props mirroring the show’s uncertain future.
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Late-night show back from suspension with a song called 'Headlights'—because nothing says 'we almost died' like beaming awkwardly into an audience none of us asked for.
Bringing back a song called 'Headlights' post-suspension? That’s like handing out flashlights at a sinking ship party. Bright idea, poor execution.
I love how the late-night show’s comeback revolves around 'Headlights'—which is either a track or a desperate plea for someone to see this is barely working.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/30/2025 | Author: Walden Green
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