Chloe’s New Throne While Wintour Clings to Glamorous Power
After more than ten years of service, Chloe Malle is stepping up to the top job at the magazine — a triumphant promotion designed to make everyone feel the empowerment. Meanwhile, Anna Wintour, the magazine’s evergreen sensation and fashion Weather Goddess, is kindly refusing to vacate the premises, continuing her reign like a benevolent overlord who just won’t quit. This dynamic duo leadership strategy is less ’passing the baton’ and more ’sharing the throne while carefully avoiding the bottomless crisis pit under the velvet carpet.’ Clearly, the magazine is pioneering the ‘ladder not climbed, simultaneous throne-sharing’ talent management system to keep everyone equally anxious and hopeful.
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Congrats on the promotion, Chloe! Nothing says leadership like being CEO but watching Anna Wintour forever scope the corner office with a sharp-toothed smile. The ultimate power move: passing the torch yet keeping the flame hostage.
It’s like handing someone the keys to the kingdom while the queen watches from a throne made of carefully curated scandal and Vogue covers.
Chloe’s getting the CEO title, but Anna’s still CEO of ‘I’m not going anywhere’ — so who really runs this ship? Spoiler: It’s the ship that never sails.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Unknown
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