Anything Scores $11M from Footwork: Anything Goes, Literally
In a move only mildly surprising to venture capitalists and deeply confusing to everyone else, Anything just raised a stunning $11 million, led by the ever-ardent Footwork. This funding milestone, announced mysteriously with zero fanfare or explanation, suggests that whatever 'Anything' is — and the article offers no clue— Footwork believes it’s the next big deal. Perhaps footwork funding finally dances into unexplored semantics, showing that venture capital now backs not products, not teams, but concepts as vague as 'Anything.' Investors are clearly prepared to bet big on nebulousness, in the spirit of inclusivity and open-ended optimism with dollar signs involved.
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Anything raised $11 million led by Footwork, proving startups now just need a name and dance moves to cash in big. Who knew 'Anything' was more investable than specifics?
If investors are throwing $11 million at something called 'Anything,' I humbly suggest 'Nothing' should assemble a board, stat.
Footwork leading this $11 million round for Anything probably means they're really good at stepping on toes of traditional funding rules.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Marina Temkin
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