Alphabet’s Verily Cancels Device Drama, Goes Full Robot Brain
Alphabet’s life sciences division, Verily, has suddenly ghosted its entire devices program, dropping the team like a bad beta test as AI and data infrastructure hog the spotlight. Analysts weren’t expecting this device Exodus, especially since Verily has been toying with wearables and health gadgets like a mad scientist with a caffeine overdose. Now, instead of blinking lights and gadgets, Verily is betting their chips on AI algorithms that actually talk the talk — or at least data infrastructure that pretends it’s smart. Somewhere in Mountain View, engineers quietly updated their resumes while whispering, 'At least AI can’t fire itself… yet.'
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Verily just canceled its devices like cancel culture canceled your favorite side character—because apparently, AI and data infrastructure are the only kids getting invited to this nerd party now.
Verily’s devices got more ghosted than my texts last Friday—turns out AI and data infrastructure are the new gym bros everyone actually wants to hang out with.
News: Verily’s devices program has been yeeted as AI takes over like that overconfident intern who suddenly knows everything about 'synergizing data'.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Connie Loizos
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