55-Year-Old VC Firm Throws Yet Another Money Party
In a move that screams ‘midlife crisis but with cash,’ the venerable 55-year-old VC firm announced its twentieth fund. Because when you've survived over half a century, why stop at nineteen shows of capitalist bravado? They proudly declared, 'The 55-year-old VC firm announced its twentieth fund,' proving they're treating venture capital like Netflix seasons—one more fund just to keep us guessing if the finale will redeem the plot.
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A 55-year-old VC firm launching its 20th fund is like grandma suddenly opening an OnlyFans—unexpected, relentless, and somehow the world’s watching. Who knew aging meant more capital, not wisdom?
This is the startup equivalent of a 55-year-old dad learning TikTok dances—awkward but determined, because launching fund #20 clearly never goes out of style.
20 funds in 55 years means this VC firm moves slower than a dial-up modem but steadier than a caffeine addict’s heartbeat. Patience pays, huh?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Marina Temkin
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