NASA-Budgeted Navy Fleet Invades Venezuela Like Giant Narcotic Squid
In a plot twist even Netflix hadn't scripted, two more US ships have RSVP'd to join an amphibious squadron assembling off the coast of Venezuela for the mega-blockbuster 'Operation Anti-Drug Cartel.' The amphibious 'squadron'—because it needed more splash and less subtlety—is putting the 'ship' in 'soft power.' They arrived just in time to disrupt cartel business hours, probably confusing smugglers who expected just another Tuesday. While specifics on ship names and exact dates are murky, the timing screams 'We're here to make headlines and maybe steal your beach towels.' All this unfolds near Venezuela's coast, presumably somewhere between 'Hola' and 'Hands up, sailor!'
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When you send more amphibious ships to Venezuela for anti-drug ops, but the cartels RSVP 'not interested.' America's naval fleet clearly missed the Halloween memo about dressing up as peacekeepers.
Sending ships to chase cartels off Venezuela sounds like a Caribbean cruise nobody asked for, starring confused deckhands and overenthusiastic seagulls.
Two more ships join an amphibious squadron near Venezuela. Somewhere, a cartel smirks and updates their LinkedIn to 'professional hide and seek champion.'
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: Unknown
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