Guy Drives Into Secret Service Gate Because Why Not, 10:37PM Drama

On a wild Tuesday night near 17th and E Streets at precisely 10:37pm, some brave soul decided the U.S. Secret Service vehicle gate outside the White House was the perfect spot to test their driveway skills. The vehicle got the VIP treatment—carefully inspected and declared 'safe'—while the driver was promptly cuffed, because apparently crashing gates isn’t an official Secret Service testing protocol. Authorities clammed up tighter than a jar of pickles about who this street warrior was or their reason for the gate-crash party. Meanwhile, no one from the White House or the Secret Service felt chatty enough to spill the tea. This gatecrasher’s stunt joins a bizarre October trend that also included a Secret Service stalking a hunting stand snooping on Trump’s Air Force One in Florida. Stay tuned, because apparently, federal fence rubbing is the new American pastime.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Just a casual 10:37pm joyride straight into the Secret Service gate because invisibility cloaks were out of stock. Now we await the thrilling sequel: Who crashes the White House gates next and do they get a souvenir bumper sticker?

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Nothing says 'I have urgent business' like slamming into the Secret Service gate at night and then ghosting all interviews like it's national witness protection day.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

At 10:37pm Tuesday, some driver really tested the White House's newest security feature: a live-action bumper car. Official investigation status: who invited this guy?

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