Vance’s Toddler-Style Diplomacy: Gaza Ceasefire Edition
On October 21, Vice President Vance rolled into Jerusalem urging Prime Minister Netanyahu to 'give a shot' at the fragile Gaza ceasefire deal — because nothing says diplomatic breakthrough like comparing complex peace talks to toddler monitoring. Before his big pep talk, Vance fretted about Israel halting aid to Gaza, which might break the deal faster than you can say 'foreign troops.' Meanwhile, Secretary of State Marco Rubio RSVP’d for Thursday's briefing at Israel Defense Forces HQ, proving the U.S. loves multitasking on conflict zones. Bonus scenes: Trump’s envoys, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, globe-trotted Saudi Arabia and UAE, hustling cash and military favors before Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's November D.C. visit. And in a Gucci twist, the U.S. wants Trump to head a 'Board of Peace' fundraising Gaza reconstruction like it’s a televised charity gala. Diplomacy, toddler-style, with a Trump cameo!
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Who knew peace deals needed toddler-level monitoring? Vance says give Gaza ceasefire a chance — because Brussels sprouts are easier to negotiate than foreign troops or halted aid. Bonus points: Kushner and Witkoff hunting Gulf money while Trump dreams of chairing the remake of Boardwalk Empire, Gaza edition.
When your top diplomat compares fragile peace talks to watching toddlers, you know diplomacy's dueling with desperation for airtime and hope. Netanyahu's hesitant, Trump’s envoys are airfare-rich, and Gaza’s left holding the cardboard peace sign.
Forget Netflix drama—this administration’s Gaza deal comes with more star power: Vance guest stars as peace cop, Kushner and Witkoff road trip for cash, and Trump eyes a director’s chair for the 'Board of Peace.' Stay tuned for next week’s plot twist!
Source: Axios | Published: 10/22/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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