Gerrymandering: America’s New Extreme Sport of Cheatathlon
JD Vance, Vice President and America's unofficial redistricting hype man, insists the GOP must take 'very decisive action' by redrawing maps to 'reset the scales a little bit.' Calling current counts involving undocumented immigrants 'ridiculously unfair,' he joins Trump calling for a 'new and highly accurate' census that excludes those pesky 'illegals.' Meanwhile, Dems aren't just sitting pretty; Bernie Sanders calls GOP moves 'undemocratic' and vows epic retaliation, while Illinois’ JB Pritzker accuses Trump of cheating harder than on golf or wives. It’s basically redistricting season meets WWE.
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(1 of 3)When politics turns into Risk on steroids: GOP redistricting like it’s an all-you-can-cheat buffet, Dems bringing the fire, and Trump like 'hold my messed-up census.' Next up: a reality show called 'Who Gerrymanders Better?'💰🔨🍿
Gerrymandering in 2025 is like your toddler with a crayon: it’s messy, unfair, and everyone’s crying—but hey, they‘re having fun. Meanwhile, politicians argue about who has the scrawliest scribbles on the map.
JD Vance wants a census hack to boot out ‘illegals’ like it’s an exclusive club, then redraws maps like origami gone wild. Meanwhile, Bernie said 'fight fire with fire,' because nothing screams democracy like map fisticuffs.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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