USDA Kills Food Survey, Hunger Crisis Says Thanks But No Thanks
In a move that screams 'out of sight, out of mind,' the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced it will axe its longtime annual food insecurity surveyâthe OG chart-tracker for who's missing meals nationwide. Experts warn this budget-friendly disappearing act will turn food aid woes into invisible problems, just as recent policy tweaks hint at more folks losing grub assistance. The Department didnât specify WHEN the survey blackout starts, but insiders suspect itâs because acknowledging hunger is just too 2023. So buckle up America: less data means more guesswork while people figure out if food is a 'luxury' or just super rare collectibles.
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USDA cancels the food insecurity survey because apparently if people donât see hunger stats, no oneâs actually starving. Poof! Problem solved. Hunger, youâre now officially a ghost story.
Finally, a government program woven tighter than a Kardashianâs contour routine: ignoring hunger by just stopping the count.
USDAâs masterclass in crisis management: when you canât fix food aid, just pretend the starving census never existed.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Jordan-Marie Smith
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