Trump’s Ukraine Peace Plan: Give Up Land, Get NATO Moyto
KEY POINTS
- •The U.S., Ukraine, Germany, France, and the UK will hold peace negotiations on Sunday in Geneva.
- •Vice President Vance and President Zelensky held a crucial hour-long phone call on Friday about the plan.
- •Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Steve Witkoff, and Army Secretary Dan Driscoll presented the plan in Kyiv on Thursday.
- •Zelensky’s chief of staff Andriy Yermak will lead negotiations alongside Rustem Umerov, with shocked but supportive European leaders involved.
This weekend in Geneva, the diplomatic version of a group therapy session kicks off with the U.S., Ukraine, Germany, France, and the UK hashing out Trump’s 28-point peace plan—because who better than Marco Rubio and Army Secretary Dan Driscoll to broker a peace deal? After an intense hour-long Friday call between VP Vance and Zelensky, plus a Thursday handshake tour in Kyiv courtesy of White House envoy Steve Witkoff, Ukraine’s top negotiators (including Rustem Umerov who moonlights negotiating with Kushner) prepared for European leaders’ shocked but supportive pep talk. The plan demands Kyiv ditch extra land, nix NATO dreams, and give war criminals amnesty, balanced against a NATO-style U.S.-European security guarantee and a Thanksgiving deadline—because peace plans are best served like pumpkin pie: rushed and controversial.
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Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine is like asking someone to give up their house, never call the cops, and forgive the burglars—then insisting it’s the best Thanksgiving surprise ever.
Sending Rubio and an Army Secretary to negotiate peace is like hiring a vegan to cater a Texas BBQ—bold move but mostly confusing.
Negotiations with a 28-point checklist sound less like peace talks and more like a group project where everyone secretly hates each other.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/22/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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