Canceling Subscriptions: Governmentâs New Olympic Sport
Only in America could canceling a subscription turn into a congressional saga! Lawmakers are reviving a fight with the FTC to make it easier for real Americans to quit their subscriptions without corporate hoop-jumping. One brave lawmaker declared, 'Canceling subscriptions should be easy,' reminding us that battling endless bureaucratic red tape is as exhausting as a hog call contest judged by the founding fathers themselves. Meanwhile, the government thinks we have time to decode cancelation labyrinths instead of living free under the eagleâs watchful eye.
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Back in my day, canceling a subscription took two clicks, not a congressional hearing. Now itâs easier to repeal an amendment than ditch Netflix. Freedom isnât freeâbut apparently, canceling cable is almost as hard as climbing Everest in a tutu.
Only in America could canceling HBO Max be a federal issue while eagles still fly free overhead. Real freedomâs just a subscription away from tragedy here.
Government: Making canceling your subscription harder than that history final you barely passed. Meanwhile, the founding fathers are rolling in their freedoms and probably laughing too.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Ashley Belanger
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