Sudan’s Famine Crisis Gets Side-Eye From Powerful Guys
In a power move that screams 'We swear we care,' the US, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and some other big wigs urged warring sides in Sudan to 'halt fighting and allow aid into famine-struck areas.' It’s basically telling two teenagers to stop brawling in a burning kitchen while mom brings the snacks. The famine is no joke, but these calls sound like the world's oldest delay tactic. If only sending aid was as easy as sending a passive-aggressive group chat message from Riyadh or Washington.
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Tell me you care about Sudan’s famine without telling me you’ve spent more time negotiating group photos than actually stopping a war. This is giving big ‘old white men in suits pretending to be superheroes’ energy.
Sudan’s famine has VIP fans: US, Saudi Arabia & Egypt shouting 'stop!' like they’re traffic cops but forgot their whistles. Late-stage capitalism’s greatest hits: crisis, PR, rinse, repeat.
When war and famine get a front row seat, expect the same cast—US, Saudi Arabia, Egypt—on the sidelines begging for peace like they just remembered humanity’s a thing.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: Unknown
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