Presidentâs 2026 Goals: 'I Want To Survive,' Says Government Shutdown Expert
In a political plot twist 2025 is serving up like expired Twinkies, the president openly admitted to OAN TV, 'I want to survive' when probed about plans for 2026âbecause apparently staying alive is now a presidential *strategy*. Meanwhile, Karoline Leavitt, channeling passive-aggressive spokesperson vibes on Fox News, declared the looming government shutdown and Trumpâs budget cut threats are 'very real'ânot a drill, folks! She blames Democrats for forcing 'thousands' of layoffs nobody wanted, which the Office of Management and Budget is currently wrestling harder than a TikTok dance challenge. The fix, Leavitt says, is a âclean continuing resolution,â but apparently the Democratsâ âvote to keep the government openâ is MIA like Bigfoot at a press conference.
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When your 2026 plan is âI want to survive,â you might be overachieving at resignation. Meanwhile, Trumpâs threats and government shutdown tantrums are as 'real' as Karoline Leavitt claiming Democratsâre secretly sabotaging brunch schedules nationwide.
The presidentâs new campaign slogan might as well be âVote for survival,â because who knew staying alive was his bipartisan policy? Meanwhile, Karoline Leavitt insists the government shutdown is no jokeâjust a deluxe political hangover.
Karoline Leavittâs strategy: blame Democrats for everything while the Office of Management and Budget drafts eviction notices. Someone call FEMA because these politics just turned into a natural disaster.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/3/2025 | Author: Robert Mackey (now), Lois Beckett, José Olivares, Lucy Campbell and Tom Ambrose (earlier)
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