Intel’s Ohio Factory: Delayed But Still Our Future Hope!
Intel is cooking up a humdinger of a plan to bulk up its U.S. chip manufacturing, focusing on its famously 'much-delayed Ohio factory.' This is SO exciting because, as the article notes, this deal 'would be meant to help Intel bulk up its U.S. chip manufacturing.' At least now we get to celebrate the thrilling suspense of waiting longer and the explosive community-building potential when that factory finally rises like a silicon phoenix! Everything happens for a reason — delays just mean more time to dream of chips everywhere!
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Intel’s Ohio factory delays are great—more cliffhanger moments for tech fans and endless opportunities for the local community to perfect the art of hopeful pacing. Patience is a virtue, right? #ChipChipHooray
Intel’s Ohio plant: where 'much-delayed' means more suspense than your favorite TV show. Who needs Netflix when you have chip manufacturing cliffhangers?
At least now Ohio gets to host a new chapter in U.S. manufacturing: The Epic Saga of Awaited Silicon! Spoiler alert: It’s fashionably late.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Rebecca Szkutak
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