Dick Cheney Dead, NYC Mayor Hopeful Dodges Presidency Roast
On November 3, 2025, the 84-year-old 46th Vice President Richard B. Cheney shuffled off this mortal coil, announced via a family statement quoted by The Hill (because who else reports un-dead VP news?). Meanwhile, NYC mayoral hopeful faces hot takes after a US president called any Jewish voter for him a 'stupid person'—a spicy Twitter contradiction hotter than a Brooklyn bagel debate. Cyber seats are heating up faster than Cuomo’s old polling numbers with detailed voter timelines disappearing into November fog, and The Guardian's live updates trying to keep up. Politically charged election drama mixed with funeral vibe equals civic fanfiction gold.
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When the VP dies silently but NYC mayor hopeful gets verbally served by the president calling Jewish voters 'stupid'—America’s political theatre really resurrects the absurd daily. Can diversity save this dumpster fire or do we need popcorn for this election apocalypse?
Voting in NYC 2025 feels like choosing between a Walker Texas Ranger episode and a TikTok dance challenge gone horribly wrong, especially after the president casually dissed Jewish voters in a democracy plot twist no one ordered.
Imagine a president throwing shade so hard it blinds everyone, then a former VP quietly clocks out at 84, and the NYC mayor drama is basically political reality TV with worse writers and more confusing dialogue.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/4/2025 | Author: Shrai Popat (now); Lucy Campbell, Frances Mao and Yohannes Lowe (earlier)
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