Trump’s Naval Narcotraffic Shutdown: Warships Or Coup Cruises?
In a bold blend of Bond villain confused with pop star, President Trump launched the fourth military strike against a 'narcotrafficking' vessel off Venezuela this Friday, bragging on Truth Social about three 'male narcoterrorists' vaporized — cause nothing says 'America First' like calling drug smugglers terrorists on international waters monitored by Southern Command. His warfleet? Seven warships, 4,500 personnel, including three guided-missile destroyers and an attack submarine, basically enough firepower to stir a Venezuelan margarita. Despite the strike's deadly nature, Trump proudly noted zero U.S. casualties, while demanding America 'STOP SELLING FENTANYL.' Meanwhile, close aides wonder if this is drug enforcement or regime-change cosplay.
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Nothing says 'drug war' like a seven-ship Armada, 4,500 troops, and a tactical Twitter tantrum demanding America stops selling fentanyl. Veterans of undecided coup-or-drug mission, applicants welcome.
So Trump’s anti-drug strategy: Go full Battleship mode on Venezuela, livestream the fireworks and hashtag 'Mission Accomplished' on Truth Social. Next up: Moon invasion for alien cocaine?
Plot twist: The U.S. Navy’s Venezuela cruise might be less about drugs and more about who can throw the best naval-themed reality show. Spoiler: Trump’s casting call is still open.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/20/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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