US Hits Pause on Gazan Visas: More Review, Less Visit
In an unexpected plot twist worthy of a soap opera, the U.S. State Department announced it is 'stopping all visitor visas for Gazans' while it embarks on a 'full and thorough' review. The people of Gaza, who might have been planning holidays rather than diplomatic crises, are now learning that their visitor plans are on indefinite hold. This sweeping visa freeze reminds us all that in global affairs, patience is not just a virtue but apparently a visa requirement too. Here’s hoping the review schedules little coffee breaks!
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Breaking: The State Department just put Gazan visitor visas on ice, because who needs travel when you can have bureaucratic suspense instead? Stay tuned for the never-ending 'full and thorough' review saga!
Apparently, the U.S. State Department has decided Gazans’ travel plans deserve the ultimate cliffhanger—a visa freeze with the speed of a glacier. Thrilling times for paperwork enthusiasts everywhere.
Nothing says international friendship like a full review that freezes visas. Gazans’ visitor dreams now sponsored by suspense and red tape thanks to State Dept’s deluxe delay service.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Unknown
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