Trump & Epstein Statue Kicked Off Mall: Permit Drama Royale
In a plot twist that reads like Washington DCâs funniest oh-no moment, an anonymous group erected a statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands on the National Mall. The duo, immortalized with grins so wide theyâd put Botox to shame and feet kicked back like they just aced a TikTok dance challenge, got the cold shoulder from the Interior Department. Why? Because their permit was as real as a unicorn in a cubicleânonexistent! Just one day after this joy-inappropriate display of hand-holding friendship went up, the National Park Service came marching in to play the fun police. Apparently, even statues need to RSVP in DC.
Share the Story
When your statueâs handshake needs a permit but your actual handshake history needs therapy: Trump & Epsteinâs no-permit, yes-regret art got kicked off the National Mall faster than a Twitter cancel culture tweetstorm.
This statue got removed because of a permit? Totally relatable. Reminds me of every party I threw in high school but the cops were way nicer.
Trump and Epstein holding hands on the Mall, removed for permit issues â proof that paperwork ruins friendships faster than social media exposes them.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
More Articles in US News
US Shutdown Hits 40 Days, Senators Finally Hustle Sunday AF
Thanksgiving Airlift Cancelled: Controllers Ditch Paychecks, Not Turkeys
Trump Fights Judge Over Food Stamps Like Itâs WWE Finals
Zuccotti Park Gets Christmas Glow-UpâBankers Cry Silent Tears
Texas Girl Dates Twin, Accidentally Skyrockets Standby Airport Drama
