Peace Talks Move From Kremlin to Golf Club Because War Needs a Mulligan
KEY POINTS
- •U.S. and Ukrainian officials will negotiate Sunday at Steve Witkoff’s Shell Bay golf club in Miami.
- •Andriy Yermak resigned Friday after anti-corruption raids and said he was headed to eastern Ukraine’s front lines.
- •The Ukrainian delegation, led by Rustem Umerov, includes top military and diplomatic officials already in Miami.
- •Trump’s envoys plan to present a revised 28-point U.S. peace plan to Putin on Tuesday.
In a Miami golf club that screams 'let’s pretend war is a corporate retreat', Trump’s envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner prepare to bring a heavily-edited 28-point peace plan to Putin Tuesday—because you know, nothing says détente like palm trees and overpriced green fees. Meanwhile, Ukraine’s former #2 negotiator Andriy Yermak spectacularly bowed out Friday after a home raid by anti-corruption police, choosing frontline action over diplomacy with a text promising he’s 'going to the front.' The new Ukrainian squad, led by Rustem Umerov, including military chief Gen. Hnatov and Ambassador Olha Stefanishyna, landed Sunday, ready to iron out territorial gossip and security drama while Marco Rubio shows up to add a little senator spice.
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Only in 2025 do we watch a peace plan get hotter edits than your Instagram filter, while Ukraine’s negotiator flees home invasions for actual war zones. Miami golf > muddy trenches, apparently.
Watch as a peace summit leaps from Geneva’s neutral vibe straight to a golf club exclusive enough to make the Kardashians blush—featuring a guest list including Kushner and Rubio. Diplomacy, but make it Miami Vice.
Ukraine's ex-chief negotiator got booted by anti-corruption cops, then texted, 'Heading to war.' Meanwhile, U.S. diplomats prep a peace plan edited more than Hollywood scripts. Sounds like a binge-worthy geopolitical drama.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/30/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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