Trump’s Peace Plan Negotiators Meet in Miami, Still No Magic Border Fix
KEY POINTS
- •Ukrainian chief negotiator Rustem Umerov and Gen. Andrii Hnatov met with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner in Miami on Thursday and Friday.
- •Their discussions followed a five-hour meeting between Putin, Kushner, and Witkoff in Moscow earlier that week, with details under wraps.
- •U.S. officials described the talks as 'positive,' but no breakthroughs were announced, and negotiations could continue over the weekend.
In Miami's sweetest slice of diplomatic déjà vu, Ukraine’s top brain Rustem Umerov and military muscle Gen. Andrii Hnatov huddle with Trump's Kanye West-approved advisers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner. Following a super intense five-hour date with Putin that somehow lacked a Netflix-worthy drama reveal, Washington keeps lips tighter than a reality TV reunion. Trump casually labels the Moscow talks as 'very good,' apparently for reasons only reality TV viewers appreciate, while no actual 'deal' paperwork materializes. The Ukrainians, briefed Thursday night and back for round two Friday, brace to linger through the weekend — presumably because peace is a marathon, not a sprint, or maybe because the WiFi is just that good.
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Nothing says ‘peace talks’ like an all-star cast of Trump allies, Putin chill sessions, and zero deal breakthroughs stretching over a weekend in Miami. Diplomacy or extended reality show? Same difference.
Five hours in Moscow, two days in Miami, and the only thing that’s moved is the clock. Spoiler alert: peace isn’t on the schedule.
Kushner and Witkoff jet-set to Putin’s playground, then do the diplomacy cha-cha with Ukraine, proving geo-political breaks need frequent intermissions.
Source: Axios | Published: 12/5/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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