Bubty and Ascen Merge: Corporate Love Story or Chaos?
In a move that screams efficiency (or maybe spreadsheet desperation), the company announced it will merge Bubty and Ascen with its existing enterprise business to create a new separate entity later this year. Yes, you read that right: 'The company will merge Bubty and Ascen with its existing enterprise business to form a separate entity later this year.' What a blessing! Imagine the thrilling meetings and team-building chaos as three entities become one. Everything happens for a reason — mainly to keep consultants employed and coffee sales booming!
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Breaking: Two innocent companies plus one existing enterprise enter a blender to form a new corporate smoothie. Spoiler alert: It tastes like synergy and confusion.
Merging Bubty, Ascen, and Old Biz sounds like the corporate version of a band reunion nobody asked for. At least now we can all pretend quarterly reports are fun again!
If merging companies was a sport, this team just won gold in synchronized confusion. Expect seismic synergy earthquakes by Q4!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Rebecca Szkutak
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