United Airlines Grounded By Tech, Not Turbulence This Time
United Airlines passengers found themselves involuntarily grounded thanks to an unforgiving 'technology issue' as the FAA slapped a ground stop across major hubs like Chicago, Denver, and Newark. In a statement smoother than a touchdown pass, United promised, 'Safety is our top priority' while warning, 'We expect additional flight delays this evening.' Flights already airborne sipped their tiny airplane cocktails en route, meanwhile regional express flights threw a pity party, untouched by the chaos. Basically, your flight was held hostage by the digital gremlins â buckle up for patience.
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When 'technology issues' ground your United flight, you start wondering if your luggage isnât the only thing taking an unexpected trip today. #TechDown #WaitingGame
Unitedâs tech meltdown has flights stuck on the runway like outdated memes stuck in 2012. At least the planes already flying made itâsome hope in 2025, folks.
Breaking: United Airlines reveals new pilot training methodâwait for tech fixes on ground, so no one has to fly. Safety first, bother your patience next.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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