Trump's Plan: Hide Homelessness Like Bad Wi-Fi Signal
In a breathtaking masterclass of vague leadership, President Trump announced a crackdown on D.C.'s homeless with orders to 'move out IMMEDIATELY,' promising 'places to stay' that remain a mystery. Advocates warn this is just a stunt: Donald Whitehead calls homelessness 'not a crime' and says Trump's approach is 'absolutely misguided.' Despite threats of fines or jail for refusal, shelters are nearly full and cutting aid to permanent supportive housing only deepens the crisis. Meanwhile, Trump's plan to relocate people 'FAR' from the city offers priceless suspense about where exactly they'll end up.
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Nothing says 'we care' like telling homeless folks to vanish ASAP, with 'places to stay' so secret even Trump forgot to include them in the briefing. When your solution is 'just disappear', you've officially turned empathy into a magic trick gone wrong.
Trump's homeless policy: Move out immediately! Where? Who knows! It's like asking for directions in a maze staffed by clowns.
Homelessness isnât a crime, but apparently being invisible to leadership is a presidential fixture. Spoiler: Hinting at solutions and delivering none is an art form.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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