Detention Drama: Who Let the Chainsaw Directors In?
In a jaw-dropping reveal that sounds like a twisted episode of 'Who Dunnit: Bureaucratic Edition,' investigators have pinpointed senior figures as answerable for alleged abuses at detention facilities. Apparently, these aren't just rogue guards messing upâthey're described in the investigation as 'senior figures among those responsible for alleged abuses,' which, oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where abuse comes with an org chart? It's like discovering your top chef in a restaurant secretly slaps in dirt and calls it seasoning. Someone owes us a manual on how to manage this dumpster fire, pronto!
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Oh, Iâm sorry, did I miss the part where senior officials at detention centers become abuse supervisors? Or is it just a perk of the job to run human horror shows? Asking for a friendâand a functioning moral compass.
So let me get this straightâabuse wasn't a side effect, it was project-managed by the big bosses? At this point, even the inmates deserve employee-of-the-month badges for surviving.
This is like finding out the CEO of your favorite restaurant is the one secretly spitting in your soup. Except here, the soup is dignity and the spitting is... well, everything terrible.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Unknown
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