UN Declares Gaza War Genocide, Diplomacy Still on Hold
After a marathon almost two-year saga of gunfire and rhetoric, the UN inquiry dropped the hammer: Israel's war on Gaza officially meets the cringe-worthy criteria of 'genocide.' Apparently, no press release with balloons or corporate sponsors accompanied this landmark announcement — just the cold, shiny truth from global diplomats who apparently have better things to do than hold tea parties. This report lands like your favorite slow-cooker meal — well-delayed but inevitably heartbreaking — as Gaza continues its not-so-glamorous role on the world stage. No Nobel Peace Prize from this inquiry, just the bleak applause of history's darkest theater.
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UN finally calls the Gaza conflict what anyone with Google already knew, but hey, diplomacy works best when it’s fashionably late to its own apocalypse.
Calling Gaza a genocide after 2 years is like updating your LinkedIn—technically accurate but way past the starring deadline.
UN’s official stamp on Gaza war as genocide proves bureaucracy moves slower than a toddler on a sugar crash during a crisis.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Unknown
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