Israel Calls Hamas Famine Claims 'Lies'—Drama Ensues
Israel slapped down famine reports like a mosquito at a BBQ, declaring them 'based on Hamas lies laundered through organizations with vested interests.' It seems every time someone waves a famine flag, Israel digs out its conspiracy decoder ring. Hamas made the initial claim, but according to Israeli sources, these reports are as trustworthy as a used car salesman at rush hour in Gaza.
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When you deny famine by accusing your nemesis of spinning fairy tales, congratulations, you've just wrapped reality in a twisted game of 'he said, they lied.' Welcome to geopolitical soap opera season.
Nothing says 'no famine here' like blaming a rival group and shady organizations. Next up: Israel charges popcorn vendors for copyright infringement on dramatic news scripts.
Hamas says famine, Israel says 'lies'. Meanwhile, we're all just trying to figure out where the popcorn went. Spoiler: no famine on snack stockpile front.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Unknown
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