UK Warns Occupying Gaza Won't Win; Suggests Magic Instead
In a shocking turn of events, the UK ambassador to Israel, Simon Walters, declared that extending the war in Gaza would 'only lead to more deaths,' including soldiers, Palestinians, and hostages. Experts confirm that the IDF has 'achieved all that it can achieve in Gaza,' signaling an existential crisis in strategical creativity. Walters recommends defeating Hamas not with more bombs but via the ancient arts of 'politics and diplomacy,' adding that post-war Gaza governance should star Palestinians who aren’t Hamas. Germany’s arms halt adds a spicy twist, leaving Netanyahu pondering if diplomacy is the new war game.
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Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Lucy Campbell (now); Tom Ambrose, Amy Sedghi , Vicky Graham and Adam Fulton (earlier)
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