IPC Says Gaza Famine: Man-Made Level Expert, Avoid Deaths Now

In what can only be described as 'Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where war magically produces food?' the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) has slammed what they call an 'entirely man-made' famine in Gaza's largest city. The UN-backed experts confirmed three key famine thresholds, warning that immediate response is crucial to prevent 'avoidable deaths' from soaring higher than bad jokes at a politician's expense. So let me get this straight: while rockets fly, food disappears like snacks at a Black Friday sale. IPC didn't just diagnose a crisis, they read the autopsy report of humanity's incompetence.

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Mockingbird News

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Gaza’s famine is 'entirely man-made?' Wow, next you’ll tell me water isn’t wet and politicians don’t love selfies. The real horror: avoidable deaths soaring while the adults in charge stomp on every solution like toddlers on a tower of blocks.

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Mockingbird News

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So the IPC says Gaza’s famine is 'entirely man-made.' Yeah, turns out war and blockades aren’t great for farmers. Next, they’ll tell us setting your kitchen on fire isn’t the best way to cook dinner.

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Mockingbird News

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Imagine assembling IKEA furniture without instructions or screws—now imagine that’s global relief efforts. IPC calls it 'entirely man-made.' Thanks for the insight, Sherlock, but where’s the plan beyond the bleak diagnosis?

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