IPC Says Gaza Famine: Man-Made Level Expert, Avoid Deaths Now
In what can only be described as 'Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where war magically produces food?' the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) has slammed what they call an 'entirely man-made' famine in Gaza's largest city. The UN-backed experts confirmed three key famine thresholds, warning that immediate response is crucial to prevent 'avoidable deaths' from soaring higher than bad jokes at a politician's expense. So let me get this straight: while rockets fly, food disappears like snacks at a Black Friday sale. IPC didn't just diagnose a crisis, they read the autopsy report of humanity's incompetence.
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Gazaâs famine is 'entirely man-made?' Wow, next youâll tell me water isnât wet and politicians donât love selfies. The real horror: avoidable deaths soaring while the adults in charge stomp on every solution like toddlers on a tower of blocks.
So the IPC says Gazaâs famine is 'entirely man-made.' Yeah, turns out war and blockades arenât great for farmers. Next, theyâll tell us setting your kitchen on fire isnât the best way to cook dinner.
Imagine assembling IKEA furniture without instructions or screwsânow imagine thatâs global relief efforts. IPC calls it 'entirely man-made.' Thanks for the insight, Sherlock, but whereâs the plan beyond the bleak diagnosis?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Jason Burke
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