Ukraine Plays 'Hit the Pipeline' with Russia's Energy Bills
So Ukraine has taken up a new kind of game — you know the type where they 'regularly hit Russian oil and gas infrastructure'? According to the article, this is their poker move 'in response to attacks on its own territory.' Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where sabotaging pipelines turned into international diplomacy? It’s like if your neighbor threw rocks at your window, and you responded by smashing their garden hose... in the middle of a drought.
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Ukraine hitting Russian pipelines is basically the international version of 'if you mess with my wifi, I’ll cut your cable.' Subtlety? Nope. Strategy? Questionable. But hey, at least it keeps the drama streaming live.
Imagine firing back at attacks by breaking your enemy's fuel supply—the geopolitical version of a toddler tantrum, but with bigger consequences and less juice boxes.
Ukraine's new hobby: disrupting Russian pipelines. It's like your office revenge fantasy but, you know, with missiles instead of passive-aggressive emails.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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