Zelensky Seeks Sponsors, Putin Meeting Still 'TBD and Confidential'
In a shocking turn of events, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is shopping around for air defense sponsors like a kid at a lemonade stand. Sources report negotiators even discussed him meeting Putin, proving negotiations are now "in the same room where it happens," at least hypothetically. Across the ocean, US State Secretary Marco Rubio called France’s recent moves "reckless" and accused them of fueling "Hamas propaganda." Meanwhile, Mike Huckabee humorously pointed out that President Macron forgot to mention where the future Palestinian state might actually be located. Diplomatic frontiers have apparently gotten as blurry as a CCTV video from 1997.
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When Zelenskyy’s biggest pitch is "Looking for air defense sponsors, no experience needed," you know diplomacy just turned into a yard sale of giant missiles and vague Putin meet-ups.
Oh sure, Zelenskyy’s out here collecting sponsors like Pokémon cards, but where’s the loyalty exclusive drop? Even Putin’s RSVP status is still "maybe."
This is like trying to crowdfund a superhero suit on Kickstarter while negotiating peace over instant ramen and shared Spotify playlists.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Jakub Krupa
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