Ukraine's Hydra Arms HQ: Rockets in Denmark, Missiles in Hide-and-Seek
In what sounds like a rebellious corporate relocation with a blast radius, Ukraine’s Fire Point has moved part of its rocket fuel production to Denmark under the 'Build for Ukraine' plan, cashing in on $50 million to dodge Russian missiles and have nicer office snacks. Danish Defense Minister Troels Lund Poulsen boasts ‘production cannot be stopped by Russian attacks,’ presumably because Danes know better than to invite war with lattes and Lego. Meanwhile, Ukrainian firms play hide-and-seek with their drone assembly, operating from 5 to 15 sites in bomb shelters because hey, industrial paranoia builds character. Denmark also hopes to steal Ukrainian war-tech secrets because 'speed and chaos' are apparently skills set in Kyiv but wanted in Copenhagen.
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When your defense company runs rocket fuel MANUFACTURING from cozy Denmark to dodge missiles like bad Tinder dates, that’s innovation at NATO’s finest. Meanwhile, Ukrainian factories master bomb shelter real estate while Denmark’s taking notes on how to go from pastries to precision weapons.
Ukraine outsourcing rocket fuel to Denmark because apparently dodging Russian missiles is the new international trade strategy. Who knew war meant working remotely with better coffee?
Breaking: Denmark becomes Ukraine’s bomb shelter with perks, including $50 million funding and lessons in crisis multitasking. Welcome to global defense in the age of explosive co-working spaces.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Sinéad Baker
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