St George Flags Flown, Muslims Assaulted: Protests Level Chaos
Welcome to the 2024 St George's Day spectacle where agitators decided mosques made excellent targets—because nothing says patriotism like assaulting Muslims while unleashing a flag frenzy! In cities blanketed with flare-ups following anti-immigration protests, the iconic red-and-white cross was not just a decorative touch; it doubled as a bat and battle cry. Casual bystanders might ask: When did flying a historic flag turn into an invitation for chaos? The answer: sometime after March-April, the perfect time to confuse traditional observances with performative hostility. No word on who supplied the flags or target practice tips, but locals are likely lighting up TV screens and hotlines with bewildered selfies. Remember kids, history's a lesson, not a melee!
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Ah yes, nothing screams national pride like wielding a centuries-old flag while causing a scene at a mosque. It’s the modern patriotic DIY project: fly a flag, start a fight, confuse history for hate.
In a surprise twist, the St George flag decided it wanted to star in its very own street brawl. Move over, soccer fans, nationalism just got hands-on.
Who knew that a pattern with a red cross could turn from medieval symbol to medieval level brawling prop? Next up: flagpole jousting tournaments.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/1/2025 | Author: Unknown
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