Epsteinâs Birthday Bash Ends UK Ambassadorâs American Dream
In what reads like a royally bad party re-run, UK PM Keir Starmer gave Peter Mandelson the diplomatic equivalent of a âyouâre firedâ after his cozy friendship with convicted Jeffrey Epstein made a scandalous encore in what Epstein called his 'birthday book.' This exposĂ© included emails where Mandelson surprisingly claimed Epstein's first conviction was 'wrongful,' showing impeccable judgment akin to defending a cat accused of breakdancing. On the guest list also shimmered notes allegedly from Donald Trump'sâor a Trump impersonatorâsâsignature and Bill Clinton's scribbles, proving this birthday party favors 'former Presidents & suspicious pals' as its theme. Foreign Office minister Stephen Doughty quickly yanked Mandelson back from ambassador duties to avoid official brochures reading 'UK diplomacy brought to you by questionable call logs.'
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Peter Mandelson thought defending Epsteinâs wrongful conviction was a diplomatic power move. Spoiler: Having your name in a âbirthday bookâ of a sex offender is not the resume booster you want, especially when it comes with awkward FBI-worthy emails.
Keir Starmer fired his ambassador faster than you can say âepsteinâs birthday book,â which now officially doubles as the most toxic reading list across the Atlantic.
When your friendsâ birthdays turn into FBI case studies, itâs probably time to update your LinkedIn skills from 'UK Ambassador' to 'international embarrassment.'
Source: Axios | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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