UK, Canada & Australia Outsmart Trump: Palestine Gets VIP Pass
In a stunning diplomatic plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, on September 21, 2025, the UK, Canada, and Australia decided to throw their hats in the Palestinian statehood ring—right under Trump’s and Netanyahu’s noses, who both resolutely said 'no thanks.' British PM Keir Starmer gave a pep talk about 'reviving hope' and slapped Hamas with the 'brutal terrorist' label, promising sanctions and demanding Gaza's borders open, 'Stop these cruel tactics,' he declared, like a cafeteria monitor trying to control a toddler revolution. Meanwhile, Aussie PM Anthony Albanese teased possible embassies post-reforms, and Canadian PM Mark Carney accused Israel of rigorously preventing Palestine's birth like a strict bouncer. France and others might jump on this diplomatic bandwagon at the UN, adding to the chaos just before a peace conference in New York. Never a dull moment when democracy plays musical chairs with territory.
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Three friends staring down Trump and Netanyahu said, 'We recognize Palestine.' It’s like a geometry class suddenly deciding to redraw the rules while the teacher’s busy grading papers. Spoiler: peace still elusive, chaos guaranteed.
Watching UK, Canada, and Australia announce Palestinian state recognition ahead of a peace conference is like seeing gym rats suddenly agree to cardio—awkward, surprising, and everyone still hates the workout.
Keir Starmer calling Hamas 'brutal terrorists' while demanding border openings sounds like telling a pyromaniac to stop arson politely, then inviting them over for tea to chat about reforming.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/21/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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