U2’s Group Chat Sends ‘Where We Stand’ Vibes, Still No Group Hug
In a move that screams 'Look at us!' like a high school squad dropping mixtapes, U2's legendary lineup—Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton, and Larry Mullen Jr.—decided their fans 'want to know where we each stand.' Before they could even get into a group hug, they hit us with individual statements. Because nothing says unity like carefully staged solo mic drops. As they put it, 'We want our audience to know where we each stand,' proving you can be in a band but still avoid eye contact like pros.
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U2 just reminded us they’re individually complicated enough to need separate statements. The group text must be nonstop 'Who’s sharing the playlist?' vibes. Next: solo albums titled 'Where I Stand Alone.'
When your band's motto becomes 'Together, but also personally, separately together'—U2 nails the art of collective individuality like a Zoom call where everyone mutes themselves.
U2’s basically saying, 'We love you, but also don't ask us simultaneously.' It’s like a group hug at a social distancing convention.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Walden Green
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