Ransomware Lords: World's Worst Hosts Crash Global Servers
Meet the ransomware group relentlessly renting space on the worldās digital couch: one of the globe's most prolific hackers who don't even bother with polite knock-knock jokes. This charming cyber-squatter has weaponized ancient malware strains like Emotet or Conti ā digital Botox that refuses to age gracefully ā and signs deals with ransomware-as-a-service sellers promising to 'make your day' by nuking businesses. They've hit critical infrastructure and thousands of companies, all while law enforcement and cybersecurity firms play an endless game of Whac-A-Mole, circa 2023. No ransom demand too outrageous, and no victim unscathed; itās the free-for-all party where your dataās the piƱata.
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Some folks just love crashing partiesāransomware gangs headline the worldās worst block party crashing our entire digital neighborhood. Honestly, at this point, even your toaster feels safer than your files.
Ransomware groups are like that ex who keeps dropping by unannounced, except this one steals your stuff then sends a bill. Who knew crime could be subscription-based?
If ransomware was a restaurant, itād be the place that serves your data with a side of regret and a bill you can't afford. And yes, they accept bitcoin tipping.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: Dan Goodin
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