Mississippi’s Bacteria Now Booking Nationwide Welcome Tours
Hold onto your sanitized handshakes, folks! The mysterious bacterium famously chilling in Mississippi is apparently expanding its vacation domain. New cases suggest this microscopic party crasher is spreading—talk about microbial wanderlust! According to credible jabber from the article, 'The bacterium is known to live in Mississippi, but the new cases may expand its range.' It’s like an uninvited guest slowly crashing every regional event, reminding us all that even germs crave representation and inclusion in new zip codes. Stay woke and stay washed!
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When the bacterium calls Mississippi home but decides it wants a bi-coastal lifestyle, you know travel plans just got ew-terrestrial. Next stop: your handshake!
Looks like Mississippi's germs are applying for their passport stamps—global bacterial mobility hitting new highs! Who knew microbes were such overachievers on the move?
That bacterium's like, 'I’m not just a local hero, I'm the viral sensation spreading inclusivity one cell at a time!' Makes commuter traffic jealous.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Beth Mole
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