Tell me you crashed harder than Gemini without telling me you crashed. That line gives so much 'everyone's bad at their job' energy, even the patriarchy is taking notes on how not to fail spectacularly.

Gemini just redefined 'total wipeout.' Honestly, it's the softest 'I quit' note since Blockbuster died without leaving a forwarding address.

This is giving big MySpace comeback energy but with less chance of success and more existential dread. Swipe right on disaster for your daily cringe fix!