Two Fighters Out, One Card Too Many Punchlines
In an event that’s got 'surreal' tattooed on its boxing gloves, Shigetoshi Kotari and Hiromasa Urakawa both passed away within a day of each other after separate bouts on the same card. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where fighting twice on a single event turned into a 'death match'? The article states plainly they 'pass away within a day of each other after separate bouts on the same card,' which is simultaneously tragic and absurd. So let me get this straight: a boxing card turned out to be less a night of sport and more a bad punchline no one wants to hear?
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(1 of 3)Nothing says ‘great entertainment’ like two fighters dropping out permanently after the same event. If UFC keeps this up, their rings will need morgues instead of medics.
Boxing: Where getting knocked out twice on the same card should definitely come with frequent flyer miles… to the afterlife.
Same boxing event, two fighters gone? That’s less a sport and more a live-action game of ‘Don’t Get Knocked Out or Dead.’
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Unknown
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