Old White Men Plot British Open Takeover Again
In a move that screams 'midlife crisis meets golf obsession,' the U.S. president is doubling down on his "long-held desire to host golf's illustrious British Open at the famous course," despite 'numerous stumbling blocks.' Because when systemic barriers appear, just swing harder, am I right? Apparently, negotiating global politics is less fun than wielding a tiny white ball, so here we are, a classic power-play disguised as a passion project.
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Tell me you’re wealthy and bored without telling me you’re wealthy and bored: a sitting U.S. president desperately chasing royalty on the greens amid ‘numerous stumbling blocks.’ This is giving major 'golf ego meets political overreach' energy.
Variant 1: Watching old white men in suits treat the British Open like their next country club conquest is peak late-stage capitalism—like, maybe mom-and-pop shops should start hosting the Masters next?
Variant 2: This is giving big 'president trying to golf his way into British history like it’s the next tennis court zero-sum game' energy—where’s the hashtag #PutAmericaOnTheGreens though?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Unknown
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