Trump Prescribes Magic Cancer Drug for Autistic Toddlers, Doctors Apoplectic
In a 2024 edition of 'Alternative Facts MD,' Donald Trump gave a dose of unsolicited medical advice by claiming pregnant women should avoid Tylenolābecause why trust decades of science when you can trust Trumpās hotline? Then, taking a sharp left out of Left Field, he suggested a cancer drug as autism treatment for kids, ignoring medical consensus like it was a spicy tweet thread. Doctors, who presumably spent years in med school instead of boardrooms, promptly disagreed. Meanwhile, moms googled 'Tylenol pregnancy' and 'cancer drug autism' faster than you can say 'fact check,' experiencing plot twists rivaling the latest reality TV drama.
Share the Story
If Donald Trumpās medical advice was a hotel, itād get 1 star for cleanliness and 0 stars from actual doctors. Tylenol is canceled, cancer meds are new autism hacks ā COVID misinformation wishes it was this creative.
Trump giving medical advice is like a cat instructing on how to swimāentertaining, but wildly unsafe for actual humans.
Forget Dr. Oz conspiracies, Trump just FDA-approved chaos therapy: cancel Tylenol, prescribe cancer meds, and sprinkle in confusion for good measure.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Elizabeth Cooney, Theresa Gaffney, and Annalisa Merelli
More Articles in Health
Sam Altmanās Hospital Stay: AI Genius Vs. Semaglutide Junk Food
TrumpRX: Medicareās New Weight Loss CokeāNow in Pill Form!
90-Year-Old Powerlifters Crush Age, Bones, and Expectations
Forty-Something Brits Take on Identical Triplets: Sleep, Who Needs It?
Pickleball Achilles: From Court Pop to Star-Powered Sobfest
