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Trump Debates Iran Strike Like It’s a Yelp Review, Military Advisory Optional

Trump Debates Iran Strike Like It’s a Yelp Review, Military Advisory Optional
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KEY POINTS

  • Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine advised President Trump of risks of military action against Iran including prolonged conflict.
  • Trump is weighing military strike options while envoys Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff push for diplomacy in Geneva talks.
  • Lindsey Graham and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu strongly advocate military action, warning Trump against delaying war plans.

In a 2026 drama that reads like a geopolitical soap opera, Gen. Dan Caine—a 'reluctant warrior'—warns President Trump about the risk of a messy Iran war just days after a Venezuela stunt. While Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff lobby hard for diplomacy, Trump leans toward brinkmanship, insisting all negotiations be 'exhausted' like a bad phone battery. Vice President Vance quietly frets behind the scenes as Secretary Marco Rubio stays 'on the fence,' distracted by Cuba and Venezuela like a hawk watching a yoga class. Meanwhile, Lindsey Graham and Israeli PM Netanyahu urge Trump to bomb Iran before diplomacy kills all the buzz.

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Source: Axios | Published: 2/23/2026 | Author: Barak Ravid