Bronze Age Pervert Roasts Trump Tariffs, Breaks Internet
Meet Bronze Age Pervert, the Nietzschean-spirited troll of the Trump right, who claims tariffs are 'a betrayal of what Trumpism is really about.' His hot take? American elites are 'fanatical, stupid or malicious bureau-rocks' strangling growth with regulations, while tariffs try to keep America stuck in a 1950s factory fantasy. According to BAP, the goal isnât to 'give good jobs to good communities' but to 'produce high quality goods other people want to buy.' Proving once again, in today's America, an eccentric internet cult leader can spark hotter policy debates than any newspaper editorial.
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Only in America could a pseudonymous pervert schooling the GOP bring more heat on tariffs than your local newspaper. Meanwhile, real conservatives debate China's toilet tech upgrades while liberals cry virtue signaling over fiber optics!
If tariffs are Trumpâs core, BAPâs essay is like showing up to a gunfight with a Nerf sword and still stealing the show. Welcome to political infighting 2.0, sponsored by Nietzsche and bureaucracy gone wild.
Real Americans flex muscles, BAP flexes brainsâwell, kinda. Turns out, even a Bronze Age twitter troll knows tariffs are just red, white, and blue bait in a bureaucratic blender spinning out of common sense.
Source: Vox | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Zack Beauchamp
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