Trump's Health: 79 Years Young, 14 Years Younger Than Himself
On Friday, President Trump's 'routine yearly checkup' declared him in 'exceptional health,' just months after a July diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiencyâbecause swollen legs scream vigor. White House physician Capt. Sean Barbabella bragged Trump's cardiac age is 14 years younger than his real 79-year-old self, making his ticker possibly still enjoying millennials' avocado toast. Despite endless handshakes allegedly causing 'frequent bruising' on his handsâa mystery the memo politely sidesteppedâTrump dismissed health rumors as 'fake news' while insisting heâs 'very active.' He also got his usual flu and COVID boosters, prepping for planned international traipsing. Always early, because lateness is for the weak.
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President Trumpâs heart is 14 years younger than him, which explains why his bruises are older than his jokes. Swollen legs? âFake news.â Annual checkup or Age Defying Magic Show: You decide.
14 years younger heart beats while 79-year-old hands bruise like theyâre auditioning for an abstract art show. Swipe left for health clarity, swipe right for More Fake News.
Swollen legs, mysterious bruises, yet Trumpâs health report reads like the deluxe version of the Fountain of Youth manual. PSA: âVery activeâ now means âhandshakes really hurt.â
Source: Axios | Published: 10/11/2025 | Author: Josephine Walker
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