Pentagonâs Wallet Diet: Save Bucks, Risk Brawn
The Pentagon, in what can only be described as âextreme budget yoga,â has decided to save some serious cash by trimming costs, while casually admitting it might mess with military readiness. Yes, the very folks who keep the nationâs defense humming are basically saying, 'Weâll save money, but prepare for possible hiccups in fighting stuff.' Itâs like your coach telling you to lose weight but also run a marathon next weekâa maddening combo! No specific dates, dollar amounts, or warrior quotes were provided (because mystery is the best budget strategy), but the message is clear: save pennies now, worry about dragon fights later.
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Pentagonâs new motto: Save money now, soldier improperly later. Because nothing says readiness like balancing the budget on a bunch of crossed fingers.
Cut military budgets to boost wallet healthâbecause losing muscle is less painful than losing cash. Wait, is weakness the new strength?
The Pentagonâs budget game is like skipping leg day but expecting to win a marathon. Spoiler: both legs and readiness might suffer.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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