Trump Demands Ballroom, White House Hosts Ego Fest
The White House is reportedly building a new ballroom to satisfy a longstanding wish of Donald Trump. According to the announcement, this addition aims to fulfill 'a long-term desire of Donald Trumpâs,' because nothing screams leadership like expanding your dance floor. The plan emphasizes decorum and spectacle, presumably so the ex-president can practice grand entrances and exits befitting a reality show star turned commander-in-chief. While others aim for infrastructure or policy, America's priority now is apparently the perfect setting for a mid-pandemic partyâballgowns not included.
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When politics disappoints, restore national pride with a ballroomâbecause nothing cures division like a good waltz with outdated tweets and old ghost guests.
Finally, Trump gets a ballroom! Because if you canât run the country well, at least host the worst dance parties in US history.
The White House building a ballroom for Trump proves one thing: Americaâs new ambition is being the worldâs fanciest HOA clubhouse.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Unknown
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