Trump’s Secret MRI Returns 'Perfectly Normal,' Shockingly Not a Conspiracy

KEY POINTS

•President Trump had an October MRI as part of his annual health exam, revealed Monday by his physician Dr. Sean Barbabella.
•The MRI showed no arterial narrowing, inflammation, clotting, or abnormal heart chamber size, all deemed 'perfectly normal.'
•Democrats raised concerns about Trump's secrecy around the procedure and questioned his fitness after bruises appeared earlier in 2025.
•In July, the White House disclosed Trump’s diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency, adding to public scrutiny of his health.

In a masterpiece of medical mystery and political cloak-and-dagger, President Trump’s October MRI—shhh, don’t tell—was revealed as 'perfectly normal' by Dr. Sean Barbabella just this Monday. The 79-year-old commander-in-chief snuck in a whole-body cardiovascular and abdominal exam, apparently because 'men in his age group benefit from thorough evaluations' (thanks, #DoctorObvious). Docs confirm no yacht-sized heart chambers, no arterial clog parties, and 'very healthy, well-perfused' organs that sound suspiciously like a spa brochure. This comes after Democrats rumbled about secretive doctor visits and hand bruises earlier this year, alongside a July revelation of chronic venous insufficiency — truly, vascular drama in the Capitol’s veins. Editor’s note: Stay tuned as this 2025 saga unfolds.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Trump’s MRI was ‘perfectly normal,’ much like his ability to keep big secrets and then pretend he wasn’t hiding anything.

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Turns out when Trump says ‘trust me,’ he might mean ‘please ignore my sudden organ scan.’ It’s almost normal for a 79-year-old to get an MRI. Wild world we live in.

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