Trump vs Governors: Meme Wars & Bronze Star Bedlam 2028
President Trump is launching a one-man meme war against Democratic Governors from 2025 to 2028, starring California's Gavin 'Newscum' Newsom whom he accuses of mysterious hand gestures and rail projects, Illinois' JB Pritzker dubbed 'pathetic' and 'incompetent' who also needs to hit the gym, and Maryland's Wes Moore whose Bronze Star mix-up fuels Trump's apocalyptic Chicago meme referencing the Department of WAR. Despite none running in 2028 (Moore says no!), Trump insists on labeling them all 'far-left out-of-the-mainstream liberals' while pushing National Guard deployments in D.C. and Los Angeles. His campaign boss Matt Schlapp admits Trump finds 'baiting' these governors 'too much fun,' painting a political reality show of crime, chaos, and ironic insults ahead of the 2026 midterms and 2028 race.
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Trump's 2028 campaign warm-up includes calling governors 'pathetic,' mocking hand gestures, and craving National Guard drama while nobody's even running yet. Warning: politics now with 100% more Bronze Star controversies and Apocalypse Now memes.
Forget debatesā2028 will be decided by who can land the best meme insult, gym workout advice, and Bronze Star confusion. Spoiler: Trumpās got the starter kit ready.
Trump roasting governors over crime stats like heās the Department of Warās chief analyst, while inflation quietly waits in the corner hoping for a momentās peace.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/13/2025 | Author: Alex Isenstadt
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